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{"id":686531543095,"title":"\"Can't Touch This\" Flowering Cactus Cross Stitch Pattern","handle":"cant-touch-this-flowering-cactus-cross-stitch-pattern","description":"\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan mce-data-marked=\"1\"\u003eCactus lovers unite.. just don't hug us! We can be a little prickly. This simple flowering cactus design features the cheeky phrase \"Can't Touch this!\" \u003cbr\u003eA quick and easy cross stitch project, for even the most novice stitchers! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. \u003c\/strong\u003e For the full kit visit \u003ca href=\"\u0026lt;em\u0026gt;https:\/\/thekimsixfix.shop\/collections\/cross-stitch-embroidery\/products\/cant-touch-this-cactus-cross-stitch-pendant-kit\u0026lt;\/em\u0026gt;\"\u003ethis listing.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePATTERN INFORMATION (as shown in sample) \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStitches: 30 W x 30 H\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFabric: Any fabric you like (Sample shown on 28 ct even weave) \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFloss: DMC (5 colors)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eApproximately 1.5 inches square on 28 ct evenweave (Pictured)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTypes of stitches: Back Stitch, Cross Stitch (no half or quarter stitches)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSkill Level: Easy\/Beginner\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou receive a printable PDF document containing both a full color pattern as well as a black and white symbol only pattern (for ease of printing.)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease note this is a PDF pattern only! \u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eNo fabric, floss, or other materials are included in the listing. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCOPYRIGHT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDo not use the PDF or printed version of this patterns for redistribution or modification. Resale of completed projects is permitted. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIF YOU LOVE CACTI MAKE SURE YOU VISIT THESE OTHER LISTINGS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCactus Needle Minders: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/thekimsixfix.shop\/products\/cactus-barrel-cactus-or-prickly-pear-needle-minder-or-fridge-magnet\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eHERE\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFull Pendant Kit: \u003ca href=\"\u0026lt;em\u0026gt;https:\/\/thekimsixfix.shop\/collections\/cross-stitch-embroidery\/products\/cant-touch-this-cactus-cross-stitch-pendant-kit\u0026lt;\/em\u0026gt;\"\u003eHERE\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCactus Tote Bags: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/thekimsixfix.shop\/products\/dont-be-a-little-prick-cactus-totebag\"\u003eHERE\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCoffee Cup: \u003ca 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charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan mce-data-marked=\"1\"\u003eCactus lovers unite.. just don't hug us! We can be a little prickly. This simple flowering cactus design features the cheeky phrase \"Can't Touch this!\" \u003cbr\u003eA quick and easy cross stitch project, for even the most novice stitchers! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY. \u003c\/strong\u003e For the full kit visit \u003ca href=\"\u0026lt;em\u0026gt;https:\/\/thekimsixfix.shop\/collections\/cross-stitch-embroidery\/products\/cant-touch-this-cactus-cross-stitch-pendant-kit\u0026lt;\/em\u0026gt;\"\u003ethis listing.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePATTERN INFORMATION (as shown in sample) \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStitches: 30 W x 30 H\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFabric: Any fabric you like (Sample shown on 28 ct even weave) \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFloss: DMC (5 colors)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSize:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eApproximately 1.5 inches square on 28 ct evenweave (Pictured)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTypes of stitches: Back Stitch, Cross Stitch (no half or quarter stitches)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSkill Level: Easy\/Beginner\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou receive a printable PDF document containing both a full color pattern as well as a black and white symbol only pattern (for ease of printing.)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease note this is a PDF pattern only! \u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003eNo fabric, floss, or other materials are included in the listing. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCOPYRIGHT\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDo not use the PDF or printed version of this patterns for redistribution or modification. Resale of completed projects is permitted. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIF YOU LOVE CACTI MAKE SURE YOU VISIT THESE OTHER LISTINGS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCactus Needle Minders: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/thekimsixfix.shop\/products\/cactus-barrel-cactus-or-prickly-pear-needle-minder-or-fridge-magnet\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"\u003eHERE\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFull Pendant Kit: \u003ca href=\"\u0026lt;em\u0026gt;https:\/\/thekimsixfix.shop\/collections\/cross-stitch-embroidery\/products\/cant-touch-this-cactus-cross-stitch-pendant-kit\u0026lt;\/em\u0026gt;\"\u003eHERE\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCactus Tote Bags: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/thekimsixfix.shop\/products\/dont-be-a-little-prick-cactus-totebag\"\u003eHERE\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCoffee Cup: \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/thekimsixfix.shop\/products\/dont-be-a-little-price-mug\"\u003eHERE\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e"}

"Can't Touch This" Flowering Cactus Cross Stitch Pattern

Cactus lovers unite.. just don't hug us! We can be a little prickly. This simple...

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"Como Se Llama?" Printable

And adorable look at the Spanish questions "What is your name?" This digital download of...

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"Confidence Is Not They Will Like You, It is I'll Be Fine if They Don't" Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern

Not everyone is going to like you.. and you don't have to care. Being confident...

$3.99

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"Dear Strong Woman, You Aren't Intimidating" Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern

How come when a man is strong, he is a leader, but when a...

$3.99

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"Don't be an Asshole. There, I'm Your Life Coach" Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern

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$2.99

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"For Fox Sake" Printable

A snarky look at the exasperated phrase "For F-ck's Sake!" Featuring original graphic design of...

$1.49

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"Friends Don't Care If Your House Is Clean, They Care If You Have Alcohol" Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern

Best friends are always there for you, and they don't give a damn if your...

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"I don't have a sense of humor anymore. It's literally just sarcasm & general hate for the rest of population" Sarcastic Cross Stitch Pattern

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"I don't have a sense of humor anymore. It's literally just sarcasm & general hate for the rest of population" Sarcastic Cross Stitch Pattern

Are you just so sick and tired of things, that you don't actually find them...

$3.99

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"I just want to be invited. I don't want to come." Cross Stitch Pattern

Hate going outside since it's a little too "People-y" out there? Introverts unite! Sure, I...

$2.99

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"I like pretty things and the word F-ck" Needle minder | Snarky Naughty F word Magnetic Wood Needleminder

Love pretty things and cross stitch, but also like the f word and a little...

$6.00

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"I solemnly swear a lot" Wizarding Map Needle Minder or Magnet

A Snarky Crafter Exclusive!! NOT AVAILABLE ANYWHERE ELSE! It won't activate the Marauder's Map, but...

$9.00

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"I think I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit for weeks" Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern

Just sick and tired of everyone and everything? You may be emotionally constipated.. if you...

$3.99

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"Is your name wifi? Because I'm feeling a connection" Valentine's Day Cross Stitch Pattern

Are you a sucker for cheesy pick up lines? Well, romance is in the air...

$3.99

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"It has been lovely, but I have to scream now" Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern

"It has been lovely, but I have to scream now" .. Every introvert's mantra.This is...

$3.99

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"Jingle All The Way Half Assed Jingler" Christmas Sleigh Bells Cross Stitch Pattern

Jingle Bells.. Jingle Bells.. Jingle All the way! Come on now! Nobody likes a half...

$2.99

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"Life is Pain" Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern

This quote is taken from the hilarious conversation between Westley and Buttercup before she realizes...

$2.99

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"Ode to Kavanaugh" - Keep Your Rosaries Off My Ovaries - Political Cross Stitch

My personal tribute to Supreme Court Justice Nominee Brett Kavanaugh. Vocal Catholic and Trump Nominee for...

$2.99

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"One Day I'll do amazing things. Today I'll be satisfied if I don't spill food on my boobs" Cross Stitch Pattern

Some days you have your act together.. and some days you don't. This hilarious sampler...

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