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"I think I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit for weeks" Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern
Just sick and tired of everyone and everything? You may be emotionally constipated.. if you...
$3.99
You just have to take it one "Are you fucking kidding me?" at a time Cross Stitch Pattern
Does you jaw hang open at least 10 times a day?  Are you living life...
$2.99
"Fuckflake" Naughty Snowflake Ornaments
AVAILABLE AGAIN FOR 2021 Look closely and you can see the hidden holiday message.  Each snowflake...
$12.00
Spit Happens Llama Cross Stitch Pattern
Look at life the way you look at llamas: Spit Happens. Just suck it up...
$3.99
"Jingle All The Way Half Assed Jingler" Christmas Sleigh Bells Cross Stitch Pattern
Jingle Bells.. Jingle Bells.. Jingle All the way! Come on now! Nobody likes a half...
$2.99
F-bomb Enamel Needle Minder or Fridge Magnet **EXCLUSIVE**
If you are dropping f-bombs like a B-52 bomber, this is the perfect needle minder....
$8.00
"Will I ever stop being a sarcastic asshole? " Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern
I do sarcasm so hard, I just can't stop.  This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE...
$3.99
ZERO: "I hear what you are saying and this is exactly how many F-cks I give" Cross Stitch Pattern
This design features a single word: ZERO (surrounded by an optional border of zeros), but...
$3.99
"Two Words One Finger" Innuendo Cross Stitch Pattern
In the spirit of two girls, one cup.. innuendo abounds in this simple beginner stitch.  This is...
$2.99
"Friends Don't Care If Your House Is Clean, They Care If You Have Alcohol" Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern
Best friends are always there for you, and they don't give a damn if your...
$3.49
Bad Parent for Cussing Cross Stitch Pattern
Do you have a potty mouth and catch yourself swearing in front of your kids?...
$2.99
Enjoy Your Shut the Fucupcake Enamel Needle Minder | Magnetic STFU Cupcake Needle Nanny | Pink, Chocolate, Purple Frosted Snark Needleminder
Never lose your needle, create unnecessary holes or get a rust stain from needles left...
$9.00
"Things I'm Not" Cross Stitch Pattern (Pattern Only)
The perfect cross stitch pattern for venting  Things I'm not:-A Skinny Bitch-Nice-Going to deal with...
$2.99
Shut Your Piehole Cross Stitch Pattern
The perfect sarcastic cross stitch for the irritated baker.  "Shut Your Piehole" featuring a freshly...
$2.99
Stitch and Bitch Club Member Enamel Pin or Needle Minder
The perfect lapel pin for a group of stitching (and bitching) friends. Everyone is a...
$8.00
Are You F'in Kidding Me? Needle Minder | Taking it one "Are you fucking kidding me?" at a time Magnetic Needle Holder | Snarky Needle Mind
These days you are probably thinking to yourself "Are you fucking kidding me?" over and...
$9.00
Take it one "Are you fucking kidding me?" at a time Watercolor Printable (PDF/JPG/EPS/PNG)
When you are just left scratching your head, some days you just have to ask...
$2.00
BUNDLE: Shut the Fucupcake Decal & Needle Minder | STFU Needleminder - Flask Sticker Set | Snarky CupcakeEnamel Needle Magnet - Die Cut Set
I had these "Enjoy your Shut The Fucupcake" needle minders and vinyl decals custom made...
$11.00