NSFW (Snarky/Sweary Fun!)

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I'm sorry you're a little bitch Sarcastic Floral Cross Stitch Design

I'm sorry if I offended you. Or maybe I'm not. This sarcastic snarky sampler looks...

$3.99

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"I think I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit for weeks" Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern

Just sick and tired of everyone and everything? You may be emotionally constipated.. if you...

$3.99

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You just have to take it one "Are you fucking kidding me?" at a time Cross Stitch Pattern

Does you jaw hang open at least 10 times a day? Are you living life...

$2.99

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AVAILABLE AGAIN FOR 2023 and 2024 Look closely and you can see the hidden holiday...

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Spit Happens Llama Cross Stitch Pattern

Look at life the way you look at llamas: Spit Happens. Just suck it up...

$3.99

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"Jingle All The Way Half Assed Jingler" Christmas Sleigh Bells Cross Stitch Pattern

Jingle Bells.. Jingle Bells.. Jingle All the way! Come on now! Nobody likes a half...

$2.99

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F-bomb Enamel Needle Minder or Fridge Magnet EXCLUSIVE

If you are dropping f-bombs like a B-52 bomber, this is the perfect needle minder....

$10.00

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"Will I ever stop being a sarcastic asshole? " Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern

I do sarcasm so hard, I just can't stop. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE...

$3.99

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ZERO: "I hear what you are saying and this is exactly how many F-cks I give" Cross Stitch Pattern

This design features a single word: ZERO (surrounded by an optional border of zeros), but...

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"Two Words One Finger" Innuendo Cross Stitch Pattern

In the spirit of two girls, one cup.. innuendo abounds in this simple beginner stitch. This is...

$2.99

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"Friends Don't Care If Your House Is Clean, They Care If You Have Alcohol" Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern

Best friends are always there for you, and they don't give a damn if your...

$3.49

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Bad Parent for Cussing Cross Stitch Pattern

Do you have a potty mouth and catch yourself swearing in front of your kids?...

$2.99

Enjoy Your Shut the Fucupcake Enamel Needle Minder | Magnetic STFU Cupcake Needle Nanny | Pink, Chocolate, Purple Frosted Snark Needleminder

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Enjoy Your Shut the Fucupcake Enamel Needle Minder | Magnetic STFU Cupcake Needle Nanny | Pink, Chocolate, Purple Frosted Snark Needleminder

Never lose your needle, create unnecessary holes or get a rust stain from needles left...

$10.00

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"Things I'm Not" Cross Stitch Pattern (Pattern Only)

The perfect cross stitch pattern for venting Things I'm not:-A Skinny Bitch-Nice-Going to deal with...

$2.99

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Shut Your Piehole Cross Stitch Pattern

The perfect sarcastic cross stitch for the irritated baker. "Shut Your Piehole" featuring a freshly...

$2.99

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Stitch and Bitch Club Member Enamel Pin or Needle Minder

The perfect lapel pin for a group of stitching (and bitching) friends. Everyone is a...

$10.00

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Funny Birthstone Crystal Meth Cross Stitch Design

Know someone who apparently has Crystal Meth as a birthstone? Then this is the sampler...

$2.99

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Crafty Bitch Skull and Crossed Needles Cross Stitch Pattern

The perfect cross stitch for the bad ass stitcher. A completely original hand-drawn pattern featuring script...

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