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(10 pages total)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease note this is a PDF pattern only! No fabric, floss, or other materials are included in the listing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCOPYRIGHT\u003cbr\u003e Do not use the PDF or printed version of this patterns for redistribution or modification. Resale of completed projects is permitted.\u003c\/p\u003e"}
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No fabric, floss, or other materials are included in the listing. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCOPYRIGHT\u003cbr\u003e\nDo not use the PDF or printed version of this patterns for redistribution or modification. Resale of completed projects is permitted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n"}
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