Cross Stitch Patterns

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There it goes.. My last fuck Rocketship cross stitch pattern
When you are just sick of it all, and your last fuck flies off.. straight...
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You just have to take it one "Are you fucking kidding me?" at a time Cross Stitch Pattern
Does you jaw hang open at least 10 times a day?  Are you living life...
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"Jingle All The Way Half Assed Jingler" Christmas Sleigh Bells Cross Stitch Pattern
Jingle Bells.. Jingle Bells.. Jingle All the way! Come on now! Nobody likes a half...
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Spit Happens Llama Cross Stitch Pattern
Look at life the way you look at llamas: Spit Happens. Just suck it up...
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"Swear Words are Sentence Enhancers" Cross Stitch Pattern
There is a reason they call it "having colorful language" if you are a potty...
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"Things I'm Not" Cross Stitch Pattern (Pattern Only)
The perfect cross stitch pattern for venting  Things I'm not:-A Skinny Bitch-Nice-Going to deal with...
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Bad Parent for Cussing Cross Stitch Pattern
Do you have a potty mouth and catch yourself swearing in front of your kids?...
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"Friends Don't Care If Your House Is Clean, They Care If You Have Alcohol" Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern
Best friends are always there for you, and they don't give a damn if your...
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ZERO: "I hear what you are saying and this is exactly how many F-cks I give" Cross Stitch Pattern
This design features a single word: ZERO (surrounded by an optional border of zeros), but...
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Crafty Bitch Skull and Crossed Needles Cross Stitch Pattern
The perfect cross stitch for the bad ass stitcher.  A completely original hand-drawn pattern featuring script...
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Shut Your Piehole Cross Stitch Pattern
The perfect sarcastic cross stitch for the irritated baker.  "Shut Your Piehole" featuring a freshly...
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"Two Words One Finger" Innuendo Cross Stitch Pattern
In the spirit of two girls, one cup.. innuendo abounds in this simple beginner stitch.  This is...
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"Don't be an Asshole. There, I'm Your Life Coach" Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern
THIS PATTERN IS AVAILABLE FOR FREE WITH PAID MEMBERSHIP INTO THE SNARKY CRAFTER VIP CLUB: www.kimsix.co/VIPMembership...
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"Will I ever stop being a sarcastic asshole? " Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern
I do sarcasm so hard, I just can't stop.  This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE...
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"I think I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit for weeks" Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern
Just sick and tired of everyone and everything? You may be emotionally constipated.. if you...
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"Ah Me So Corny" Candy Corn Cross Stitch Pattern
Never let good 80s rap lyrics go to waste! Especially if they can be transformed...
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Shove it in your Blowhole Whale Cross Stitch Pattern
Featuring a tooth barring whale and the snarky phrase "Shove it in your blowhole" this...
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"Ode to Kavanaugh" - Keep Your Rosaries Off My Ovaries - Political Cross Stitch
My personal tribute to Supreme Court Justice Nominee Brett Kavanaugh.  Vocal Catholic and Trump Nominee for...
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