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I Just Want To Be Invited. I don't want to Come Cross Stitch Pattern

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I like pretty things and the word F-ck Magnetic Snarky Enamel Needle minder

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I like stitching.. and maybe three people Snarky Needleminder

Love stitching, but people? Not so much. Than this is the minder for your. If...

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I Love Baths You can't drink wine in the Shower Cross Stitch Pattern

Love a nice long soak in the tub, with a glass of wine in hand?...

$3.50

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I love that we hate all the same people Cross Stitch Pattern

A best friend knows all your least favorite people.. and hates them too! Celebrate that...

$2.99

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I Love the 80's Alphabet Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern

TOTALLY RAD! An 80's sampler that brings you straight back to jelly shoes and VHS...

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I Need More Space Funny Cross Stitch Pattern

Just want to get away from everyone? Want to be left alone? Need more space.....

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I need my Emotional Support Wine Cross Stitch Pattern (Pattern Only)

What do you mean there is "no alcohol allowed"? Don't you know this is my...

$2.99

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I put mistletoe in my back pocket so everyone can kiss my ass Christmas Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern

If the last thing you want this holiday season is to deal with people you...

$3.99

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I Solemnly Swear A Lot Laptop Stickers | Swear Lovers Vinyl Decals | Solemnly Swear Wizarding Adhesive Self Stick Labels

Do you solemnly swear a lot? If you're a wizard fan with a potty mouth...

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I Stitch Past My Bedtime Magnetic Enamel Needle Minder

A Snarky Crafter Exclusive!! NOT AVAILABLE ANYWHERE ELSE! I had these fun (and true) needle...

$11.00

I Stitch So I Don't Stab People Needle Minder with Knife and Sewing Needle| Funny Enamel Needleminder for Cross Stitch Embroidery Quilting

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I Stitch So I Don't Stab People Needle Minder with Knife and Sewing Needle| Funny Enamel Needleminder for Cross Stitch Embroidery Quilting

Feeling stabby? Do you cross stitch or embroider or sew in order to avoid stabbing...

$10.00

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I Stitch So I Don't Stab People Vinyl Laptop Stickers

A fabulous oval sticker featuring an embroidery needle and a large knife and the script...

$3.00

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I survived another meeting that could have been an email Award Winner Cross Stitch Pattern

"I survived another meeting that could have been an email" Award Winner Cross Stitch Pattern....

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I Was Vaccinated but I Still Want Some of You to Stay Away from Me Needle Minder: Funny Covid Wooden Magnetic Engraved Needleminders

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I Was Vaccinated but I Still Want Some of You to Stay Away from Me Needle Minder: Funny Covid Wooden Magnetic Engraved Needleminders

Celebrate the Covid19 vaccine! Grab a funny little wooden laser engraved needle minder. We'll all...

$6.00

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I Will Puke On Everything You Love Funny Cat Cross Stitch Pattern

Love cats but hate when they vomit all over everything? This is the cross stitch...

$3.99

I'd rather be playing with my Weiner Dachshund Cross Stitch Pattern - Funny Weenie Dog XStitch - Dog Lover PDF Embroidery Design

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