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Stupid People are Like Glow Sticks Cross Stitch Pattern

Sometimes with people the lights are on but nobody's home.. and in other cases, the...

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Stupid People are Like Glow Sticks, Snap Them, Shake Them, and Hope The Light Comes On Sarcastic Cross Stitch Pattern

Sometimes with people the lights are on but nobody's home.. and in other cases, the...

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Succulents & Cacti Stitch Markers for Crochet or Knitting (Set of 6)

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Succulents & Cacti Stitch Markers for Crochet or Knitting (Set of 6)

Featuring 4 different potted succulents, plus the phrases "Succ it" and "Little pricks" these are...

$12.50

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Swear like a sailor. Please and Thank you like a saint. I'm complicated Cross Stitch Pattern

I may have a potty mouth, but I always say please and thank you! What...

$4.99

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Swear Words are Sentence Enhancers Sarcastic Cross Stitch Pattern

There is a reason they call it "having colorful language" if you are a potty...

$3.99

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Swearing in front of my kids bad parent cross stitch

Do you have a potty mouth and catch yourself swearing in front of your kids?...

$3.99

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Tacos Fall Apart cross stitch pattern

Is your life if falling apart? It's okay. Tacos fall apart and we still love...

$3.99

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Take it one "Are you fucking kidding me?" at a time Watercolor Printable (PDF/JPG/EPS/PNG)

When you are just left scratching your head, some days you just have to ask...

$2.00

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Tartan Plaid Dad: #1 Sperm Donor Funny Father's Day Cross X-Stitch Stitch Patterns (Two Options)

What a funny sarcastic Father's Day gift idea? How about this hilarious father's day cross...

$3.99

Tea & Cross Stitch Pattern Marker + Needle Minder Bundle

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Tea & Cross Stitch Pattern Marker + Needle Minder Bundle

Also available in a Coffee lovers version: https://www.etsy.com/listing/904835431/pattern-marker-needle-minder-bundle Can't keep track of where you are...

$6.00

{"id":6615891509416,"title":"Texas Blue Bonnet Cross Stitch Pattern","handle":"texas-blue-bonnet-cross-stitch-pattern-77462","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe perfect design for the Wooden Texas Silhouette (found \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/snarkycrafterdesigns.com\/products\/stitchable-wooden-texas-states-silhouette-50114\"\u003eHERE\u003c\/a\u003e)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTHIS LISTING DOES NOT INCLUDE THE WOODEN BLANK. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing the state flower of Texas, in only full cross stitches. 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Texas Blue Bonnet Cross Stitch Pattern

The perfect design for the Wooden Texas Silhouette (found HERE) THIS LISTING DOES NOT INCLUDE...

$3.99

The clitoris has around 8000 nerve endings and it still isn't as sensitive as a conservative man on the internet Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern

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The clitoris has around 8000 nerve endings and it still isn't as sensitive as a conservative man on the internet Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern

Tired of being called a snowflake, or listening to mansplaining from conservative men on the...

$3.99

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The first rule of Passive Aggressive Club. You know what. Nevermind. It's fine. Sarcastic cross stitch pattern

What is the first rule of Passive Aggressive Club: Nobody talks about.. oh wait. No....

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The Sarcasm Is Strong In This One Cross Stitch Pattern

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The Universe is Made Up of Protons, Electrons, Neutrons & Morons Atom SVG/PNG/EPS/JPG Files

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There it goes.. My last fuck Rocketship cross stitch pattern

When you are just sick of it all, and your last fuck flies off.. straight...

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Things I'm not: A Skinny Bitch, Nice, Going to Deal with Your Bullshit

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This Project May Contain Dog | Cat Hair Rainbow Anodized Needle Minders | Pet Lover Needleminder | Irredescent Heart Magnetic Needle Nanny

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