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"People say I act like I don't care. It's not an Act" Cross Stitch Pattern

There is nothing wrong with being aloof, so let the world know how little you...

$2.99

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"The Pug Life" Cross Stitch Pattern

The perfect cross stitch design for pug lovers! This listing is for one (1) downloadable...

$2.99

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"Things I'm Not" Cross Stitch Pattern (Pattern Only)

The perfect cross stitch pattern for venting Things I'm not:-A Skinny Bitch-Nice-Going to deal with...

$2.99

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"Tis the Season To Sparkle" Wooden Embroidery Floss Organizer for 18 Colors

The perfect way to organize your project bag, especially during the holiday season. Holds 18...

$11.00

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"Two Words One Finger" Innuendo Cross Stitch Pattern

In the spirit of two girls, one cup.. innuendo abounds in this simple beginner stitch. This is...

$2.99

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"Whats up Corgi Butt?" Cross Stitch Pattern

The perfect cross stitch design for corgi lovers! This listing is for one (1) downloadable...

$2.99

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"Will I ever stop being a sarcastic asshole? " Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern

I do sarcasm so hard, I just can't stop. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE...

$3.99

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2023-2024 "Fuckflake" Naughty hidden message Snowflake Ornaments

AVAILABLE AGAIN FOR 2023 and 2024 Look closely and you can see the hidden holiday...

$12.00

A Blue whale's anus can open up to 40 inches, making it the biggest asshole on earth next to Mitch McConnell Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern

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A Blue whale's anus can open up to 40 inches, making it the biggest asshole on earth next to Mitch McConnell Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern

Just when you thought a whale's asshole was the biggest, you run into a politician....

$3.99

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A great place to put Inspirational Quotes is up your ass Sarcastic Floral Cross Stitch Design

A great gift for someone who is going through a hard time and doesn't want...

$4.50

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A Royal Huzzah! Cross Stitch Pattern

Who loves to cross stitch? HUZZAH! Who loves Catherine the Great?! HUZZAH! Who thinks a...

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Accio Needles Engraved Needle Case: Snarky Embroidery Cross Stitch Quilting Custom Solid Wood Brass Screw Top Needle Storage Tube Container

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Accio Needles Engraved Needle Case: Snarky Embroidery Cross Stitch Quilting Custom Solid Wood Brass Screw Top Needle Storage Tube Container

Hold your sewing or embroidery needles with a touch of sarcasm. Each of these solid...

$12.00

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Allow Kids to Believe in Santa Like You Believe in Essential Oils Christmas Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern

You shouldn't crush a kids dream of Santa.. just like you shouldn't crust the dreams...

$3.99

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Alphabet Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern

As you wish.. This ABC sampler features 26 motifs from the movie and book. Places,...

$4.99

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Antique Vintage Inspired Silver Cross Stitch Scissors

These beautiful vintage European inspired embroidery scissors would be the perfect addition to a stitching...

$10.00

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Any Functioning Adult 2020 Sarcastic Political Cross Stitch Pattern

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Are You F'in Kidding Me? Needle Minder | Taking it one "Are you fucking kidding me?" at a time Magnetic Needle Holder | Snarky Needle Mind

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Baby Elephants weigh 200 pounds, White cis males are bigger babies when they think they're oppressed Snarky Sarcastic Cross Stitch Pattern

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Baby Elephants weigh 200 pounds, White cis males are bigger babies when they think they're oppressed Snarky Sarcastic Cross Stitch Pattern

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