2023-2024 "Fuckflake" Naughty hidden message Snowflake Ornaments

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Categories Holiday Collection, Holiday Ornaments, NSFW (Snarky/Sweary Fun!)
Type: Accessories

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AVAILABLE AGAIN FOR 2023 and 2024

Look closely and you can see the hidden holiday message. Each snowflake contains the script word "fuck" 10 times.

Choose either natural wood or white (2022 and 2023 versions not pictured).

These are custom laser cut from 1/8 inch birch plywood and very delicate. The white versions are spray painted high gloss white. Approximately 5 inches wide, includes stain hanging ribbon.

Because the wood is a natural material and are cut one at a time, there may be slight variation in color and size. Wood will also have a campfire/smokey odor.

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Does you jaw hang open at least 10 times a day? Are you living life...

$2.99

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Spit Happens Llama Cross Stitch Pattern

Look at life the way you look at llamas: Spit Happens. Just suck it up...

$3.99

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"Jingle All The Way Half Assed Jingler" Christmas Sleigh Bells Cross Stitch Pattern

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