I'm a hemorrhoid: I irritate assholes. Sarcastic Cross Stitch Design

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Categories All Things Cross Stitch, Cross Stitch Patterns, NSFW (Snarky/Sweary Fun!)
Type: Pattern

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If you aren't an asshole, but you do irritate them, this is the cross stitch for you. In the traditional colors (blue white and yellow) of a preparation-H tube.. perfect for soothing those angry assholes.

PATTERN INFORMATION
Finished Size (as charted): 125 x 157 stitches
7” x8-3/4” on 18 ct
8-7/8“ x 11-1/4” on 14ct
5-5/8” x 7-1/8” on 22ct

Fabric: Any fabric you like
Floss: DMC (5 colors)
Types of stitches: Cross stitch & Backstitch
Skill Level: Beginner/Intermediate

You receive a PDF pattern containing two versions and two sizes: One in full color and one featuring black and white symbols both featuring the DMC floss color key on a single page, and another where the pattern is split across multiple pages (for ease of printing). 10 total pages.

This is a DIGITAL copy of this pattern. You will not receive any physical products. You must be able to open a PDF file type.

COPYRIGHT
Do not use the PDF or printed version of this patterns for redistribution or modification. Resale of completed projects is permitted.

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Peace for Ukraine Dove Pattern: Free

In solidarity with the people of Ukraine, and my hope for lasting peace I am...

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There it goes.. My last fuck Rocketship cross stitch pattern

When you are just sick of it all, and your last fuck flies off.. straight...

$3.99

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Alphabet Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern

As you wish.. This ABC sampler features 26 motifs from the movie and book. Places,...

$4.99

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I Will Puke On Everything You Love Funny Cat Cross Stitch Pattern

Love cats but hate when they vomit all over everything? This is the cross stitch...

$3.99

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You just have to take it one "Are you fucking kidding me?" at a time Cross Stitch Pattern

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