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It has been lovely but I have to scream now! Cross Stitch Pattern

"It has been lovely, but I have to scream now" .. Every introvert's mantra. This...

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I didn't choose the pug life, the pug life chose me Cross Stitch Pattern

The perfect cross stitch design for pug lovers! This listing is for one (1) downloadable...

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I survived another meeting that could have been an email Award Winner Cross Stitch Pattern

"I survived another meeting that could have been an email" Award Winner Cross Stitch Pattern....

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Grumpy Cat Portrait Cross Stitch Pattern

Never happy with anything? The entire world annoys you? Then this grumpy cat is your...

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Rainbow Watercolor Love Valentine's Day Cross Stitch Pattern

Romance is in the air with this Valentine's inspired cross stitch pattern. Featuring a watercolor...

$3.99

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I am going to work on being less condescending. That means to talk down to people sarcastic cross pattern

A sarcastic and ironic take on being condescending.. but you know, sometimes you just get...

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My Dinosaur Ate Your Jesus Fish Sarcastic Pro-Science Cross Stitch

A perfect stitch for the pro-science crowd. Ever wonder why there weren't Dinosaurs on Noah's...

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I put mistletoe in my back pocket so everyone can kiss my ass Christmas Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern

If the last thing you want this holiday season is to deal with people you...

$3.99

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Funny Bra Word Art Cross Stitch Pattern

This pattern contains 14 different slang terms for the tried and true Brassiere. No matter...

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Want to be left alone? Need more space.. maybe outer space? This cute hand lettered design featuring planets, rockets and even a satellite. 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I Need More Space Funny Cross Stitch Pattern

Just want to get away from everyone? Want to be left alone? Need more space.....

$3.99

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Resting Bitch Face has saved me from conversations I didn't want to be a part of Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern

Do you have resting bitch face and are glad about it? RBF helps you avoid...

$3.99

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Move Mountains of Laundry Off The Bed Faux Inspirational Cross Stitch Pattern

Tired of all those inspirational phrases. Well make people do a double take with this...

$3.99

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Jesus Text Messages Easter Snarky Cross Stitch Sampler

This piece asks the questions: WWJT? (What would Jesus text?) You only live once.. unless...

$3.99

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Home is where your ass should be Floral Wreath Sarcastic Cross Stitch Pattern

The perfect stay at home and stitch pattern, when you never want to leave home....

$3.99

Opinions & Nachos Cross Stitch Pattern: "The difference been your opinion and nachos, is that i actually want nachos" Sarcastic X-Stitch

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Opinions & Nachos Cross Stitch Pattern: "The difference been your opinion and nachos, is that i actually want nachos" Sarcastic X-Stitch

Craving nachos? A lot more than you're craving someone else's opinion.. that is for sure!...

$3.99

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Snarky "100% That Stitch" Sarcastic Cross Stitch Pattern

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One Day at A Time F-cking Kidding Me cross stitch

Does you jaw hang open at least 10 times a day? Are you living life...

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Motherhood: 'Where 90% of your time is spent picking up other people's crap' Floral Cross Stitch Sampler w/ Orchids

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