All Things Cross Stitch

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I Just Want To Be Invited. I don't want to Come Cross Stitch Pattern

Hate going outside since it's a little too "People-y" out there? Introverts unite! Sure, I...

$3.99

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I'm a hemorrhoid: I irritate assholes. Sarcastic Cross Stitch Design

If you aren't an asshole, but you do irritate them, this is the cross stitch...

$4.99

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Ode to Kavanaugh - Keep Your Rosaries Off My Ovaries - Political Cross Stitch

My personal tribute to Supreme Court Justice Nominee Brett Kavanaugh. Vocal Catholic and Trump Nominee...

$3.99

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Sarcastic Decaf Coffee Cross Stitch Pattern

Love Coffee? But decaf doesn't count? This hilarious diagram (inspired by Fake Science) shows where...

$3.99

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Pasta La Vista Baby! Terminator Penne Cross Stitch Pattern

What do you get when the Terminator meets Pasta? PASTA LA VISTA...BABY! This adorable penne...

$2.99

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Leaf Me Alone Funny Monstera Leaf Cross Stitch Pattern

You can stitch the ever popular Monstera leaf (also known as the Swiss Cheese Plant)....

$4.99

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I need my Emotional Support Wine Cross Stitch Pattern (Pattern Only)

What do you mean there is "no alcohol allowed"? Don't you know this is my...

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The Sarcasm Is Strong In This One Cross Stitch Pattern

The perfect stitch for 5-4 (May the fourth be with you! ) Featuring a red...

$2.99

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Tacos Fall Apart cross stitch pattern

Is your life if falling apart? It's okay. Tacos fall apart and we still love...

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The first rule of Passive Aggressive Club. You know what. Nevermind. It's fine. Sarcastic cross stitch pattern

What is the first rule of Passive Aggressive Club: Nobody talks about.. oh wait. No....

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Stupid People are Like Glow Sticks, Snap Them, Shake Them, and Hope The Light Comes On Sarcastic Cross Stitch Pattern

Sometimes with people the lights are on but nobody's home.. and in other cases, the...

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Swear like a sailor. Please and Thank you like a saint. I'm complicated Cross Stitch Pattern

I may have a potty mouth, but I always say please and thank you! What...

$4.99

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Swear Words are Sentence Enhancers Sarcastic Cross Stitch Pattern

There is a reason they call it "having colorful language" if you are a potty...

$3.99

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Swearing in front of my kids bad parent cross stitch

Do you have a potty mouth and catch yourself swearing in front of your kids?...

$3.99

The clitoris has around 8000 nerve endings and it still isn't as sensitive as a conservative man on the internet Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern

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The clitoris has around 8000 nerve endings and it still isn't as sensitive as a conservative man on the internet Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern

Tired of being called a snowflake, or listening to mansplaining from conservative men on the...

$3.99

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Tartan Plaid Dad: #1 Sperm Donor Funny Father's Day Cross X-Stitch Stitch Patterns (Two Options)

What a funny sarcastic Father's Day gift idea? How about this hilarious father's day cross...

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You find it offensive, I find it funny. That is what I'm happier than you sarcastic cross pattern

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Things I'm not: A Skinny Bitch, Nice, Going to Deal with Your Bullshit

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