Flying Fuck Embroidery Floss Organizer for 12 Colors
The perfect way to organize your project bag. Holds 12 colors divided into their own slot. No need to have loose spools of thread all over project bag. Great for thread that has already been cut to length since you can loop them into their own holes.
Featuring a flying fuck motif with angel wings, taking off into the sky.. and the always true mantra: "There goes my last fuck"
Totally relatable.
This listing is for ONE organizer.
Each organizer is approximately 5 inches wide
Custom made from maple plywood. Since this is a custom made natural project, slight variations in color or engraving may occur.
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