"Things I'm Not" Cross Stitch Pattern (Pattern Only)

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Categories All Things Cross Stitch, Cross Stitch Patterns, NSFW (Snarky/Sweary Fun!)
Type: Pattern

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The perfect cross stitch pattern for venting

Things I'm not:
-A Skinny Bitch
-Nice
-Going to deal with your bullshit

This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE PDF PATTERN ONLY.

PATTERN INFORMATION (as shown in sample)
Stitches: 100 W x 78 H
Fabric: Any fabric you like
Floss: DMC (4 colors)
Size: approx 7-1/8" x 5-5/8" (14 count)
Types of stitches: Cross stitch & back stitch
Skill Level: Easy/Beginner

You receive a PDF document containing two versions of this pattern. One in full color and one featuring black and white symbols (for ease of printing) both featuring the DMC floss color key.

Please note this is a PDF pattern only! No fabric, floss, or other materials are included in the listing.

COPYRIGHT
Do not use the PDF or printed version of this patterns for redistribution or modification. Resale of completed projects is permitted.

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You just have to take it one "Are you fucking kidding me?" at a time Cross Stitch Pattern

Does you jaw hang open at least 10 times a day? Are you living life...

$2.99

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2023-2024 "Fuckflake" Naughty hidden message Snowflake Ornaments

AVAILABLE AGAIN FOR 2023 and 2024 Look closely and you can see the hidden holiday...

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Spit Happens Llama Cross Stitch Pattern

Look at life the way you look at llamas: Spit Happens. Just suck it up...

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