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Just Checked My Calendar, Won't Be Giving A Fuck This Entire Week Cross Stitch Pattern | Snarky XStitch Design | Sarcastic Planner Stitch

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Just Checked My Calendar, Won't Be Giving A Fuck This Entire Week Cross Stitch Pattern | Snarky XStitch Design | Sarcastic Planner Stitch

Does your planner show you have run out of "give a fuck" days? Then this...

$3.99

Are You F'in Kidding Me? Needle Minder | Taking it one "Are you fucking kidding me?" at a time Magnetic Needle Holder | Snarky Needle Mind

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Are You F'in Kidding Me? Needle Minder | Taking it one "Are you fucking kidding me?" at a time Magnetic Needle Holder | Snarky Needle Mind

These days you are probably thinking to yourself "Are you fucking kidding me?" over and...

$10.00

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Take it one "Are you fucking kidding me?" at a time Watercolor Printable (PDF/JPG/EPS/PNG)

When you are just left scratching your head, some days you just have to ask...

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BUNDLE: Shut the Fucupcake Decal & Needle Minder | STFU Needleminder - Flask Sticker Set | Snarky CupcakeEnamel Needle Magnet - Die Cut Set

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By purchasing you are granted permission for personal use only. You cannot duplicate or reproduce designs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n"}

BUNDLE: Shut the Fucupcake Decal & Needle Minder | STFU Needleminder - Flask Sticker Set | Snarky CupcakeEnamel Needle Magnet - Die Cut Set

I had these "Enjoy your Shut The Fucupcake" needle minders and vinyl decals custom made...

$12.00

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"Don't be an Asshole. There, I'm Your Life Coach" Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern

THIS PATTERN IS AVAILABLE FOR FREE WITH PAID MEMBERSHIP INTO THE SNARKY CRAFTER VIP CLUB: www.kimsix.co/VIPMembership...

$2.99

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Enjoy your shut the fucupcake Laptop Stickers | Fuck Off Cupcake Vinyl Decals | Snarky Sarcastic and Rude Adhesive Self Stick Labels

Want to give someone a gift they really deserve? How about a Shut the FucUPcake?...

$11.00

Stitch and Bitch Club Member Needle Minder | Stitch n' Bitch Award Ribbon Membership Pin Needleminder | Needle Nanny | Magnetic Hoop Flair

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Stitch and Bitch Club Member Needle Minder | Stitch n' Bitch Award Ribbon Membership Pin Needleminder | Needle Nanny | Magnetic Hoop Flair

The perfect needle minder for a group of stitching (and bitching) friends. Everyone is a...

$8.00

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"Ode to Kavanaugh" - Keep Your Rosaries Off My Ovaries - Political Cross Stitch

My personal tribute to Supreme Court Justice Nominee Brett Kavanaugh. Vocal Catholic and Trump Nominee for...

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F Bomb Enamel Pin | Naughty F word Lapel Pin | Black Round f-bomb funny brooch | Snarky Dropping F Bombs

If you are dropping f-bombs like a B-52 bomber, this is the perfect lapel Pin....

$8.00

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Shove it in your Blowhole Whale Cross Stitch Pattern

Featuring a tooth barring whale and the snarky phrase "Shove it in your blowhole" this...

$3.99

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I Don't Spew Profanities Embroidery Floss Organizer for 20 Colors

The perfect way to organize your project bag. Holds 20 colors divided into their own...

$13.00

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Little Peens Embroidery Floss Organizers (Set of 5)

The perfect way to organize your project bag that is always good for a giggle....

$12.00

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Embroidery Floss Organizer for 24 Colors

The perfect way to organize your project bag. Holds 24 colors divided into their own...

$13.00

Fuckflake funny hidden F-word Engraved Needle minders Gold Acrylic or Wooden | Cute F*ck F-bomb Mirrored Magnetic Needleminder

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Fuckflake funny hidden F-word Engraved Needle minders Gold Acrylic or Wooden | Cute F*ck F-bomb Mirrored Magnetic Needleminder

It's beginning to look a lot like FUCK THIS! Secret hidden F-word snowflakes engraved in...

$7.00

Stitch & Bitch Engraved Wooden Needle Minders | Cross Stitch Embroidery Lovers Needleminder | Snarky Floral Banner Magnetic Wood Minder

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Stitch & Bitch Engraved Wooden Needle Minders | Cross Stitch Embroidery Lovers Needleminder | Snarky Floral Banner Magnetic Wood Minder

Love stitching? Know someone who loves to Stitch and Bitch? This needle minder features a...

$7.00

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