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A Blue whale's anus can open up to 40 inches, making it the biggest asshole on earth next to Mitch McConnell Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern

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A Blue whale's anus can open up to 40 inches, making it the biggest asshole on earth next to Mitch McConnell Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern

Just when you thought a whale's asshole was the biggest, you run into a politician....

$3.99

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Don't be an asshole: There now I'm your life coach Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern

Do people in your life just need a life coach.. and maybe a chair to...

$2.99

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Emotionally Constipated: Haven't given a sh-t for days Sarcastic Floral Cross Stitch Design

Just sick and tired of everyone and everything? You may be emotionally constipated.. if you...

$3.99

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Funny Bra Word Art Cross Stitch Pattern

This pattern contains 14 different slang terms for the tried and true Brassiere. No matter...

$3.99

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Home is where your ass should be Floral Wreath Sarcastic Cross Stitch Pattern

The perfect stay at home and stitch pattern, when you never want to leave home....

$3.99

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I'm a hemorrhoid: I irritate assholes. Sarcastic Cross Stitch Design

If you aren't an asshole, but you do irritate them, this is the cross stitch...

$4.99

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I put mistletoe in my back pocket so everyone can kiss my ass Christmas Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern

If the last thing you want this holiday season is to deal with people you...

$3.99

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One Day at A Time F-cking Kidding Me cross stitch

Does you jaw hang open at least 10 times a day? Are you living life...

$3.99

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Resting Bitch Face has saved me from conversations I didn't want to be a part of Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern

Do you have resting bitch face and are glad about it? RBF helps you avoid...

$3.99

The clitoris has around 8000 nerve endings and it still isn't as sensitive as a conservative man on the internet Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern

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The clitoris has around 8000 nerve endings and it still isn't as sensitive as a conservative man on the internet Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern

Tired of being called a snowflake, or listening to mansplaining from conservative men on the...

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Swearing in front of my kids bad parent cross stitch

Do you have a potty mouth and catch yourself swearing in front of your kids?...

$3.99

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Things I'm not: A Skinny Bitch, Nice, Going to Deal with Your Bullshit

The perfect sarcastic cross stitch pattern for venting your frustrations. Even if you don't know...

$2.99

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Two Words One Finger Sarcastic Cross Stitch

In the spirit of two girls, one cup.. innuendo abounds in this simple beginner stitch....

$3.99

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Embroidery Floss Organizer for 18 Colors

The perfect way to organize your project bag. Holds 18 colors divided into their own...

$12.00

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Embroidery Floss Organizer for 20 Colors

The perfect way to organize your project bag. Holds 20 colors divided into their own...

$13.00

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