Cross Stitch Patterns

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Shove it in your Blowhole Whale Cross Stitch Pattern
Featuring a tooth barring whale and the snarky phrase "Shove it in your blowhole" this...
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"Ode to Kavanaugh" - Keep Your Rosaries Off My Ovaries - Political Cross Stitch
My personal tribute to Supreme Court Justice Nominee Brett Kavanaugh.  Vocal Catholic and Trump Nominee for...
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I'm sorry you're a little bitch Sarcastic Floral Cross Stitch Design
I'm sorry if I offended you. Or maybe I'm not. This sarcastic snarky sampler looks...
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Funny Birthstone Crystal Meth Cross Stitch Design
Know someone who apparently has Crystal Meth as a birthstone? Then this is the sampler...
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Just Checked My Calendar, Won't Be Giving A Fuck This Entire Week Cross Stitch Pattern | Snarky XStitch Design | Sarcastic Planner Stitch
Does your planner show you have run out of "give a fuck" days? Then this...
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A Blue whale's anus can open up to 40 inches, making it the biggest asshole on earth next to Mitch McConnell Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern
Just when you thought a whale's asshole was the biggest, you run into a politician....
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Swearing in front of my kids bad parent cross stitch
Do you have a potty mouth and catch yourself swearing in front of your kids?...
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The clitoris has around 8000 nerve endings and it still isn't as sensitive as a conservative man on the internet Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern
Tired of being called a snowflake, or listening to mansplaining from conservative men on the...
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Emotionally Constipated: Haven't given a sh-t for days Sarcastic Floral Cross Stitch Design
Just sick and tired of everyone and everything? You may be emotionally constipated.. if you...
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Home is where your ass should be Floral Wreath Sarcastic Cross Stitch Pattern
**CURRENTLY ON SALE. SALE WILL LAST UNTIL THE END OF STAY AT HOME ORDERS** The...
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Resting Bitch Face has saved me from conversations I didn't want to be a part of Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern
Do you have resting bitch face and are glad about it? RBF helps you avoid...
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A great place to put Inspirational Quotes is up your ass Sarcastic Floral Cross Stitch Design
A great gift for someone who is going through a hard time and doesn't want...
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One Day at A Time F-cking Kidding Me cross stitch
Does you jaw hang open at least 10 times a day? Are you living life...
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I put mistletoe in my back pocket so everyone can kiss my ass Christmas Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern
If the last thing you want this holiday season is to deal with people you...
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Will I ever stop being a sarcastic asshole? Find out next time on I think the f-ck not" snarky cross stitch pattern
I do sarcasm so hard, I just can't stop. This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF...
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Funny Bra Word Art Cross Stitch Pattern
This pattern contains 14 different slang terms for the tried and true Brassiere. No matter...
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Things I'm not: A Skinny Bitch, Nice, Going to Deal with Your Bullshit
The perfect sarcastic cross stitch pattern for venting your frustrations. Even if you don't know...
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Don't be an asshole: There now I'm your life coach Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern
Do people in your life just need a life coach.. and maybe a chair to...
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