Cross Stitch Patterns

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I'm sorry you're a little bitch Sarcastic Floral Cross Stitch Design
I'm sorry if I offended you. Or maybe I'm not. This sarcastic snarky sampler looks...
$3.99
Funny Birthstone Crystal Meth Cross Stitch Design
Know someone who apparently has Crystal Meth as a birthstone? Then this is the sampler...
$2.99
Just Checked My Calendar, Won't Be Giving A Fuck This Entire Week Cross Stitch Pattern | Snarky XStitch Design | Sarcastic Planner Stitch
Does your planner show you have run out of "give a fuck" days? Then this...
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A Blue whale's anus can open up to 40 inches, making it the biggest asshole on earth next to Mitch McConnell Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern
Just when you thought a whale's asshole was the biggest, you run into a politician....
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Swearing in front of my kids bad parent cross stitch
Do you have a potty mouth and catch yourself swearing in front of your kids?...
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The clitoris has around 8000 nerve endings and it still isn't as sensitive as a conservative man on the internet Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern
Tired of being called a snowflake, or listening to mansplaining from conservative men on the...
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Emotionally Constipated: Haven't given a sh-t for days Sarcastic Floral Cross Stitch Design
Just sick and tired of everyone and everything? You may be emotionally constipated.. if you...
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Home is where your ass should be Floral Wreath Sarcastic Cross Stitch Pattern
The perfect stay at home and stitch pattern, when you never want to leave home....
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Resting Bitch Face has saved me from conversations I didn't want to be a part of Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern
Do you have resting bitch face and are glad about it? RBF helps you avoid...
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A great place to put Inspirational Quotes is up your ass Sarcastic Floral Cross Stitch Design
A great gift for someone who is going through a hard time and doesn't want...
$4.50
One Day at A Time F-cking Kidding Me cross stitch
Does you jaw hang open at least 10 times a day? Are you living life...
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I put mistletoe in my back pocket so everyone can kiss my ass Christmas Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern
If the last thing you want this holiday season is to deal with people you...
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Funny Bra Word Art Cross Stitch Pattern
This pattern contains 14 different slang terms for the tried and true Brassiere. No matter...
$3.99
Things I'm not: A Skinny Bitch, Nice, Going to Deal with Your Bullshit
The perfect sarcastic cross stitch pattern for venting your frustrations. Even if you don't know...
$2.99
Don't be an asshole: There now I'm your life coach Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern
Do people in your life just need a life coach.. and maybe a chair to...
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I'm a hemorrhoid: I irritate assholes. Sarcastic Cross Stitch Design
If you aren't an asshole, but you do irritate them, this is the cross stitch...
$4.99
Two Words One Finger Sarcastic Cross Stitch
In the spirit of two girls, one cup.. innuendo abounds in this simple beginner stitch....
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When I say have a nice day, remember the Fucker is silent Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern
Sometimes you have to be nice, even when you are dealing with assholes.. and this...
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