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Shut Your Piehole Cross Stitch Pattern

The perfect sarcastic cross stitch for the irritated baker. "Shut Your Piehole" featuring a freshly...

$2.99

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Snarky "100% That Stitch" Sarcastic Cross Stitch Pattern

Based on our popular needle minder, but snarked up a bit for anyone who is...

$3.99

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Spit Happens Llama Cross Stitch Pattern

Look at life the way you look at llamas: Spit Happens. Just suck it up...

$3.99

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Starting Projects and Leaving them Half Finished Sarcastic Sampler Pattern

Love starting projects but don't always follow through? You aren't the only one. Admit your...

$2.99

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Stupid People are Like Glow Sticks Cross Stitch Pattern

Sometimes with people the lights are on but nobody's home.. and in other cases, the...

$2.99

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Stupid People are Like Glow Sticks, Snap Them, Shake Them, and Hope The Light Comes On Sarcastic Cross Stitch Pattern

Sometimes with people the lights are on but nobody's home.. and in other cases, the...

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Swear like a sailor. Please and Thank you like a saint. I'm complicated Cross Stitch Pattern

I may have a potty mouth, but I always say please and thank you! What...

$4.99

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Swear Words are Sentence Enhancers Sarcastic Cross Stitch Pattern

There is a reason they call it "having colorful language" if you are a potty...

$3.99

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Swearing in front of my kids bad parent cross stitch

Do you have a potty mouth and catch yourself swearing in front of your kids?...

$3.99

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Tacos Fall Apart cross stitch pattern

Is your life if falling apart? It's okay. Tacos fall apart and we still love...

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Tartan Plaid Dad: #1 Sperm Donor Funny Father's Day Cross X-Stitch Stitch Patterns (Two Options)

What a funny sarcastic Father's Day gift idea? How about this hilarious father's day cross...

$3.99

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Texas Blue Bonnet Cross Stitch Pattern

The perfect design for the Wooden Texas Silhouette (found HERE) THIS LISTING DOES NOT INCLUDE...

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The clitoris has around 8000 nerve endings and it still isn't as sensitive as a conservative man on the internet Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern

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The clitoris has around 8000 nerve endings and it still isn't as sensitive as a conservative man on the internet Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern

Tired of being called a snowflake, or listening to mansplaining from conservative men on the...

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The first rule of Passive Aggressive Club. You know what. Nevermind. It's fine. Sarcastic cross stitch pattern

What is the first rule of Passive Aggressive Club: Nobody talks about.. oh wait. No....

$3.99

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The Sarcasm Is Strong In This One Cross Stitch Pattern

The perfect stitch for 5-4 (May the fourth be with you! ) Featuring a red...

$2.99

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There it goes.. My last fuck Rocketship cross stitch pattern

When you are just sick of it all, and your last fuck flies off.. straight...

$3.99

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Things I'm not: A Skinny Bitch, Nice, Going to Deal with Your Bullshit

The perfect sarcastic cross stitch pattern for venting your frustrations. Even if you don't know...

$2.99

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Time and Place for Decaf: Never and In the Trash Cross Stitch Pattern

Love Coffee? But not really a fan of decaf? This funny cross stitch design tells...

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