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Two Words One Finger Sarcastic Cross Stitch

In the spirit of two girls, one cup.. innuendo abounds in this simple beginner stitch....

$3.99

Umbrella Academy Member Cross Stitch Sampler: Luther, Diego, Allison, Klaus, Five (Delores), Ben & Vanya

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Umbrella Academy Member Cross Stitch Sampler: Luther, Diego, Allison, Klaus, Five (Delores), Ben & Vanya

A sampler featuring the 7 members of the Umbrella Academy and their iconic symbols. Number...

$4.99

Unicorns are real Cute Narwhal Cross Stitch Pattern | Narwhale- Unicorn of the Sea Cross Stitch Design | Fat Adorable Whale XStitch

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Unicorns are real Cute Narwhal Cross Stitch Pattern | Narwhale- Unicorn of the Sea Cross Stitch Design | Fat Adorable Whale XStitch

Who doesn't love Narwhals? Of course, how can you go wrong with a cross between...

$3.99

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Vodka: Because No Good Story Starts with Salad Cross Stitch Pattern

A night you will never forget (or maybe one you will never remember) never starts...

$2.99

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Watercolor Love Valentine's Day Cross Stitch Pattern

Romance is in the air with this Valentine's inspired cross stitch pattern. Featuring a watercolor...

$3.99

What Would Jesus Do? Pretend to Be Dead & Disappear for 3 Days Cross Stitch Pattern

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What Would Jesus Do? Pretend to Be Dead & Disappear for 3 Days Cross Stitch Pattern

When you're in trouble.. do what Jesus would do: Pretend to be dead and lie...

$3.99

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When I say have a nice day, remember the Fucker is silent Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern

Sometimes you have to be nice, even when you are dealing with assholes.. and this...

$2.99

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Where Does Your Coffee Come From? Cross Stitch Pattern

Love Coffee? But decaf doesn't count? This hilarious diagram (inspired by Fake Science) shows where...

$3.50

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Wizarding Icons Heart Cross Stitch Pattern

If your love for all things Wizardry knows no bounds, this is the ULTIMATE cross stitch...

$4.99

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You find it offensive, I find it funny. That is what I'm happier than you sarcastic cross pattern

Do some people just need to lighten up and get a sense of humor? Too...

$3.99

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You just have to take it one "Are you fucking kidding me?" at a time Cross Stitch Pattern

Does you jaw hang open at least 10 times a day? Are you living life...

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ZERO: "I hear what you are saying and this is exactly how many F-cks I give" Cross Stitch Pattern

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