Cross Stitch Patterns

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Don't be an asshole: There now I'm your life coach Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern
Do people in your life just need a life coach.. and maybe a chair to...
$2.99
Sarcastic Decaf Coffee Cross Stitch Pattern
Love Coffee? But decaf doesn't count? This hilarious diagram (inspired by Fake Science) shows where...
$3.99
Ode to Kavanaugh - Keep Your Rosaries Off My Ovaries - Political Cross Stitch
My personal tribute to Supreme Court Justice Nominee Brett Kavanaugh. Vocal Catholic and Trump Nominee...
$3.99
I'm a hemorrhoid: I irritate assholes. Sarcastic Cross Stitch Design
If you aren't an asshole, but you do irritate them, this is the cross stitch...
$4.99
I Just Want To Be Invited. I don't want to Come Cross Stitch Pattern
Hate going outside since it's a little too "People-y" out there? Introverts unite! Sure, I...
$3.99
Leaf Me Alone Funny Monstera Leaf Cross Stitch Pattern
You can stitch the ever popular Monstera leaf (also known as the Swiss Cheese Plant)....
$4.99
I need my Emotional Support Wine Cross Stitch Pattern (Pattern Only)
What do you mean there is "no alcohol allowed"? Don't you know this is my...
$2.99
Two Words One Finger Sarcastic Cross Stitch
In the spirit of two girls, one cup.. innuendo abounds in this simple beginner stitch....
$3.99
Impeach Peach Political Cross Stitch
What is your favorite political fruit? Peaches of course. IMPEACH Peaches! Since when you think...
$3.99
Umbrella Academy Member Cross Stitch Sampler: Luther, Diego, Allison, Klaus, Five (Delores), Ben & Vanya
A sampler featuring the 7 members of the Umbrella Academy and their iconic symbols. Number...
$4.99
Best Friends Funny Cross Stitch Pattern
Best friends are always there for you, and they don't give a damn if your...
$3.99
When I say have a nice day, remember the Fucker is silent Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern
Sometimes you have to be nice, even when you are dealing with assholes.. and this...
$2.99
I love that we hate all the same people Cross Stitch Pattern
A best friend knows all your least favorite people.. and hates them too! Celebrate that...
$2.99
Texas Blue Bonnet Cross Stitch Pattern
The perfect design for the Wooden Texas Silhouette (found HERE) THIS LISTING DOES NOT INCLUDE...
$3.99
My hobbies include shutting the elevator door Sarcastic Cross Stitch Pattern
Hate the awkward silence when you are standing in an elevator? Do you jump in...
$2.99
California Flag Cross Stitch Pattern
The perfect design for the Stitchable Wooden California Silhouette can be found HERE THIS LISTING...
$3.99