Cross Stitch Patterns

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Move Mountains of Laundry Off The Bed Faux Inspirational Cross Stitch Pattern

Tired of all those inspirational phrases. Well make people do a double take with this...

$3.99

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Swear like a sailor. Please and Thank you like a saint. I'm complicated Cross Stitch Pattern

I may have a potty mouth, but I always say please and thank you! What...

$4.99

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Jesus Text Messages Easter Snarky Cross Stitch Sampler

This piece asks the questions: WWJT? (What would Jesus text?) You only live once.. unless...

$3.99

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Cross Stitch Alphabet Monogram Letters - Floral Vine Wrapped Lettering

The perfect font for monogram work. Great for pendants and charms, and sized to fit...

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I put mistletoe in my back pocket so everyone can kiss my ass Christmas Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern

If the last thing you want this holiday season is to deal with people you...

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Motherhood: 'Where 90% of your time is spent picking up other people's crap' Floral Cross Stitch Sampler w/ Orchids

The perfect gift for moms everywhere. Mother's Day is calling! A beautiful pink sprig of...

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I Need More Space Funny Cross Stitch Pattern

Just want to get away from everyone? Want to be left alone? Need more space.....

$3.99

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Confidence is Not They Will Like Me, I'll be Fine if They Don't Cross Stitch Pattern

Not everyone is going to like you.. and you don't have to care. Being confident...

$3.99

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Funny Bra Word Art Cross Stitch Pattern

This pattern contains 14 different slang terms for the tried and true Brassiere. No matter...

$3.99

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Swear Words are Sentence Enhancers Sarcastic Cross Stitch Pattern

There is a reason they call it "having colorful language" if you are a potty...

$3.99

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Tartan Plaid Dad: #1 Sperm Donor Funny Father's Day Cross X-Stitch Stitch Patterns (Two Options)

What a funny sarcastic Father's Day gift idea? How about this hilarious father's day cross...

$3.99

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Things I'm not: A Skinny Bitch, Nice, Going to Deal with Your Bullshit

The perfect sarcastic cross stitch pattern for venting your frustrations. Even if you don't know...

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Pasta La Vista Baby! Terminator Penne Cross Stitch Pattern

What do you get when the Terminator meets Pasta? PASTA LA VISTA...BABY! This adorable penne...

$2.99

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A Royal Huzzah! Cross Stitch Pattern

Who loves to cross stitch? HUZZAH! Who loves Catherine the Great?! HUZZAH! Who thinks a...

$2.99

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Don't be an asshole: There now I'm your life coach Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern

Do people in your life just need a life coach.. and maybe a chair to...

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Sarcastic Decaf Coffee Cross Stitch Pattern

Love Coffee? But decaf doesn't count? This hilarious diagram (inspired by Fake Science) shows where...

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Ode to Kavanaugh - Keep Your Rosaries Off My Ovaries - Political Cross Stitch

My personal tribute to Supreme Court Justice Nominee Brett Kavanaugh. Vocal Catholic and Trump Nominee...

$3.99

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