Cross Stitch Patterns

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A great place to put Inspirational Quotes is up your ass Sarcastic Floral Cross Stitch Design
A great gift for someone who is going through a hard time and doesn't want...
$4.50
One Day at A Time F-cking Kidding Me cross stitch
Does you jaw hang open at least 10 times a day? Are you living life...
$3.99
Move Mountains of Laundry Off The Bed Faux Inspirational Cross Stitch Pattern
Tired of all those inspirational phrases. Well make people do a double take with this...
$3.99
Swear like a sailor. Please and Thank you like a saint. I'm complicated Cross Stitch Pattern
I may have a potty mouth, but I always say please and thank you! What...
$4.99
Jesus Text Messages Easter Snarky Cross Stitch Sampler
This piece asks the questions: WWJT? (What would Jesus text?) You only live once.. unless...
$3.99
Cross Stitch Alphabet Monogram Letters - Floral Vine Wrapped Lettering
The perfect font for monogram work. Great for pendants and charms, and sized to fit...
$3.99
I put mistletoe in my back pocket so everyone can kiss my ass Christmas Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern
If the last thing you want this holiday season is to deal with people you...
$3.99
Motherhood: 'Where 90% of your time is spent picking up other people's crap' Floral Cross Stitch Sampler w/ Orchids
The perfect gift for moms everywhere. Mother's Day is calling! A beautiful pink sprig of...
$3.99
Ain't No Laws When I'm Drinking Claws Sarcastic Black Cherry Hard Seltzer Cross Stitch Pattern
"Ain't No Laws When You're Drinking Claws." Or maybe there are. Drinking hard seltzer is...
$3.99
I Need More Space Funny Cross Stitch Pattern
Just want to get away from everyone? Want to be left alone? Need more space.....
$3.99
Confidence is Not They Will Like Me, I'll be Fine if They Don't Cross Stitch Pattern
Not everyone is going to like you.. and you don't have to care. Being confident...
$3.99
Funny Bra Word Art Cross Stitch Pattern
This pattern contains 14 different slang terms for the tried and true Brassiere. No matter...
$3.99
Swear Words are Sentence Enhancers Sarcastic Cross Stitch Pattern
There is a reason they call it "having colorful language" if you are a potty...
$3.99
Tartan Plaid Dad: #1 Sperm Donor Funny Father's Day Cross X-Stitch Stitch Patterns (Two Options)
What a funny sarcastic Father's Day gift idea? How about this hilarious father's day cross...
$3.99
Things I'm not: A Skinny Bitch, Nice, Going to Deal with Your Bullshit
The perfect sarcastic cross stitch pattern for venting your frustrations. Even if you don't know...
$2.99
Pasta La Vista Baby! Terminator Penne Cross Stitch Pattern
What do you get when the Terminator meets Pasta? PASTA LA VISTA...BABY! This adorable penne...
$2.99
A Royal Huzzah! Cross Stitch Pattern
Who loves to cross stitch? HUZZAH! Who loves Catherine the Great?! HUZZAH! Who thinks a...
$2.99
Don't be an asshole: There now I'm your life coach Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern
Do people in your life just need a life coach.. and maybe a chair to...
$2.99