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The clitoris has around 8000 nerve endings and it still isn't as sensitive as a conservative man on the internet Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern

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The clitoris has around 8000 nerve endings and it still isn't as sensitive as a conservative man on the internet Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern

Tired of being called a snowflake, or listening to mansplaining from conservative men on the...

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Rainbow Watercolor Love Valentine's Day Cross Stitch Pattern

Romance is in the air with this Valentine's inspired cross stitch pattern. Featuring a watercolor...

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It has been lovely but I have to scream now! Cross Stitch Pattern

"It has been lovely, but I have to scream now" .. Every introvert's mantra. This...

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Baby Elephants weigh 200 pounds, White cis males are bigger babies when they think they're oppressed Snarky Sarcastic Cross Stitch Pattern

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Baby Elephants weigh 200 pounds, White cis males are bigger babies when they think they're oppressed Snarky Sarcastic Cross Stitch Pattern

Tired of being called a snowflake, or listening to mansplaining from white cis men on...

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I didn't choose the pug life, the pug life chose me Cross Stitch Pattern

The perfect cross stitch design for pug lovers! This listing is for one (1) downloadable...

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I am going to work on being less condescending. That means to talk down to people sarcastic cross pattern

A sarcastic and ironic take on being condescending.. but you know, sometimes you just get...

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Watercolor Love Valentine's Day Cross Stitch Pattern

Romance is in the air with this Valentine's inspired cross stitch pattern. Featuring a watercolor...

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Emotionally Constipated: Haven't given a sh-t for days Sarcastic Floral Cross Stitch Design

Just sick and tired of everyone and everything? You may be emotionally constipated.. if you...

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I survived another meeting that could have been an email Award Winner Cross Stitch Pattern

"I survived another meeting that could have been an email" Award Winner Cross Stitch Pattern....

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The first rule of Passive Aggressive Club. You know what. Nevermind. It's fine. Sarcastic cross stitch pattern

What is the first rule of Passive Aggressive Club: Nobody talks about.. oh wait. No....

$3.99

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Stupid People are Like Glow Sticks, Snap Them, Shake Them, and Hope The Light Comes On Sarcastic Cross Stitch Pattern

Sometimes with people the lights are on but nobody's home.. and in other cases, the...

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Home is where your ass should be Floral Wreath Sarcastic Cross Stitch Pattern

The perfect stay at home and stitch pattern, when you never want to leave home....

$3.99

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My Dinosaur Ate Your Jesus Fish Sarcastic Pro-Science Cross Stitch

A perfect stitch for the pro-science crowd. Ever wonder why there weren't Dinosaurs on Noah's...

$3.99

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Find A Random Screw Lying Around, Assume Life is Falling Apart Faux Inspirational Cross Stitch Pattern

Are you hardly holding your life together? Is it coming apart at the seams? This...

$3.99

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Resting Bitch Face has saved me from conversations I didn't want to be a part of Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern

Do you have resting bitch face and are glad about it? RBF helps you avoid...

$3.99

Opinions & Nachos Cross Stitch Pattern: "The difference been your opinion and nachos, is that i actually want nachos" Sarcastic X-Stitch

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Opinions & Nachos Cross Stitch Pattern: "The difference been your opinion and nachos, is that i actually want nachos" Sarcastic X-Stitch

Craving nachos? A lot more than you're craving someone else's opinion.. that is for sure!...

$3.99

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A great place to put Inspirational Quotes is up your ass Sarcastic Floral Cross Stitch Design

A great gift for someone who is going through a hard time and doesn't want...

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One Day at A Time F-cking Kidding Me cross stitch

Does you jaw hang open at least 10 times a day? Are you living life...

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