Cross Stitch Patterns

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I Love Baths You can't drink wine in the Shower Cross Stitch Pattern
Love a nice long soak in the tub, with a glass of wine in hand?...
$3.50
"I put mistletoe in my back pocket so people can kiss my ass" Holiday Cross Stitch Pattern
If the last thing you want this holiday season is to deal with people you...
$3.99
"Will I ever stop being a sarcastic asshole? " Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern
I do sarcasm so hard, I just can't stop.  This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE...
$3.99
Let's Get Lit - Merry Christmas Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern
If making it though the holidays means you need a stiff drink, then this is...
$2.99
"Can't Touch This" Flowering Cactus Cross Stitch Pattern
Cactus lovers unite.. just don't hug us!  We can be a little prickly.  This simple...
$1.99
Candy is Dandy but Liquor is Quicker Cross Stitch Pattern
Candy makes you feel better, but liquor works quicker! A block letter design featuring different...
$2.99
"I don't have a sense of humor anymore. It's literally just sarcasm & general hate for the rest of population" Sarcastic Cross Stitch Pattern
Are you just so sick and tired of things, that you don't actually find them...
$3.99
"I think I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit for weeks" Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern
Just sick and tired of everyone and everything? You may be emotionally constipated.. if you...
$3.99
Let's Get Lit - Hanukkah Menorah Cross Stitch Pattern
If making it through the festival of lights means you need a stiff drink, then...
$3.99
MAGA: Mueller Ain't Going Away Sarcastic Political Cross Stitch Pattern
Make Cross Stitch Great Again! The real meaning behind MAGA: Mueller ain't going away. Since...
$3.99
"Ah Me So Corny" Candy Corn Cross Stitch Pattern
Never let good 80s rap lyrics go to waste! Especially if they can be transformed...
$2.99
"The Pug Life" Cross Stitch Pattern
The perfect cross stitch design for pug lovers! This listing is for one (1) downloadable...
$2.99
"Is your name wifi? Because I'm feeling a connection" Valentine's Day Cross Stitch Pattern
Are you a sucker for cheesy pick up lines? Well, romance is in the air...
$3.99
"One Day I'll do amazing things. Today I'll be satisfied if I don't spill food on my boobs" Cross Stitch Pattern
Some days you have your act together.. and some days you don't. This hilarious sampler...
$3.99
Shove it in your Blowhole Whale Cross Stitch Pattern
Featuring a tooth barring whale and the snarky phrase "Shove it in your blowhole" this...
$3.99
Jem (Set of Two) Cross Stitch Pattern: Jem and the Holograms
em, Je-em is truly outrageous.. truly truly truly outrageous. And if you were a kid...
$3.99
"Ode to Kavanaugh" - Keep Your Rosaries Off My Ovaries - Political Cross Stitch
My personal tribute to Supreme Court Justice Nominee Brett Kavanaugh.  Vocal Catholic and Trump Nominee for...
$2.99
I'm sorry you're a little bitch Sarcastic Floral Cross Stitch Design
I'm sorry if I offended you. Or maybe I'm not. This sarcastic snarky sampler looks...
$3.99