Cross Stitch Patterns

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Vodka: Because No Good Story Starts with Salad Cross Stitch Pattern
A night you will never forget (or maybe one you will never remember) never starts...
$2.99
Emotional Support Wine Cross Stitch Pattern (Pattern Only)
What do you mean there is "no alcohol allowed"? Don't you know this is my...
$2.99
I Love Baths You can't drink wine in the Shower Cross Stitch Pattern
Love a nice long soak in the tub, with a glass of wine in hand?...
$3.50
"Will I ever stop being a sarcastic asshole? " Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern
I do sarcasm so hard, I just can't stop.  This is a DIGITAL DOWNLOAD OF THE...
$3.99
Let's Get Lit - Merry Christmas Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern
If making it though the holidays means you need a stiff drink, then this is...
$2.99
"Can't Touch This" Flowering Cactus Cross Stitch Pattern
Cactus lovers unite.. just don't hug us!  We can be a little prickly.  This simple...
$1.99
Candy is Dandy but Liquor is Quicker Cross Stitch Pattern
Candy makes you feel better, but liquor works quicker! A block letter design featuring different...
$2.99
"I don't have a sense of humor anymore. It's literally just sarcasm & general hate for the rest of population" Sarcastic Cross Stitch Pattern
Are you just so sick and tired of things, that you don't actually find them...
$3.99
"I think I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit for weeks" Sampler Cross Stitch Pattern
Just sick and tired of everyone and everything? You may be emotionally constipated.. if you...
$3.99
Let's Get Lit - Hanukkah Menorah Cross Stitch Pattern
If making it through the festival of lights means you need a stiff drink, then...
$3.99
MAGA: Mueller Ain't Going Away Sarcastic Political Cross Stitch Pattern
Make Cross Stitch Great Again! The real meaning behind MAGA: Mueller ain't going away. Since...
$3.99
"Ah Me So Corny" Candy Corn Cross Stitch Pattern
Never let good 80s rap lyrics go to waste! Especially if they can be transformed...
$2.99
"The Pug Life" Cross Stitch Pattern
The perfect cross stitch design for pug lovers! This listing is for one (1) downloadable...
$2.99
"Is your name wifi? Because I'm feeling a connection" Valentine's Day Cross Stitch Pattern
Are you a sucker for cheesy pick up lines? Well, romance is in the air...
$3.99
"One Day I'll do amazing things. Today I'll be satisfied if I don't spill food on my boobs" Cross Stitch Pattern
Some days you have your act together.. and some days you don't. This hilarious sampler...
$3.99
Shove it in your Blowhole Whale Cross Stitch Pattern
Featuring a tooth barring whale and the snarky phrase "Shove it in your blowhole" this...
$3.99
Jem (Set of Two) Cross Stitch Pattern: Jem and the Holograms
em, Je-em is truly outrageous.. truly truly truly outrageous. And if you were a kid...
$3.99
"Ode to Kavanaugh" - Keep Your Rosaries Off My Ovaries - Political Cross Stitch
My personal tribute to Supreme Court Justice Nominee Brett Kavanaugh.  Vocal Catholic and Trump Nominee for...
$2.99