Cross Stitch Patterns

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I'm sorry you're a little bitch Sarcastic Floral Cross Stitch Design
I'm sorry if I offended you. Or maybe I'm not. This sarcastic snarky sampler looks...
$3.99
Unicorns are real Cute Narwhal Cross Stitch Pattern | Narwhale- Unicorn of the Sea Cross Stitch Design | Fat Adorable Whale XStitch
Who doesn't love Narwhals? Of course, how can you go wrong with a cross between...
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My Spirit Animal is a Blobfish Cross Stitch Pattern
Who doesn't love Blobfish? With their squishy fat pink bodies and their frowny faces.. My...
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Funny Birthstone Crystal Meth Cross Stitch Design
Know someone who apparently has Crystal Meth as a birthstone? Then this is the sampler...
$2.99
Bibbidy Bobbidi Brew Coffee Cross Stitch Pattern
Love Coffee? Does it work like magic? This pattern celebrates coffee only the way a...
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Our Generation was promised flying cars + robots but all we got were measles & Nazis Cross Stitch | Snarky Boomer Millennial Satire X-Stitch
Disappointed by adulthood? Didn't turn out the way it was promised? Expecting robots and flying...
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Just Checked My Calendar, Won't Be Giving A Fuck This Entire Week Cross Stitch Pattern | Snarky XStitch Design | Sarcastic Planner Stitch
Does your planner show you have run out of "give a fuck" days? Then this...
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I'd rather be playing with my Weiner Dachshund Cross Stitch Pattern - Funny Weenie Dog XStitch - Dog Lover PDF Embroidery Design
The perfect cross stitch design for weiner dog lovers! A little double entendre about playing...
$2.99
Needle Minder Addict Custom Needle Minder Storage (Cross Stitch Pattern) | Needleminder collection display hoop | Needle nanny storage
Looking for a fun and easy storage solution to your ever growing needle minder collection?...
$3.99
Floral "Dear Strong Woman, You're not intimidating" Feminist Cross Stitch Pattern
How come when a man is strong, he is a leader, but when a woman...
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Gather Somewhere Else Sarcastic Thanksgiving Fall or Autumn Cross Stitch Pattern
The perfect Thanksgiving cross stitch for people who hate other people. Feel free to gather...
$3.99
People Say I Act Like I Don't Care, It's Not An Act Cross Stitch Pattern
There is nothing wrong with being aloof, so let the world know how little you...
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The Sarcasm Is Strong In This One Cross Stitch Pattern
The perfect stitch for 5-4 (May the fourth be with you! ) Featuring a red...
$2.99
A Blue whale's anus can open up to 40 inches, making it the biggest asshole on earth next to Mitch McConnell Snarky Cross Stitch Pattern
Just when you thought a whale's asshole was the biggest, you run into a politician....
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Grumpy Cat Portrait Cross Stitch Pattern
Never happy with anything? The entire world annoys you? Then this grumpy cat is your...
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Rainbow Ally LGBT Supporter Cross Stitch Pattern
***In the month of June 100% of the revenue generated from the sale of this...
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You find it offensive, I find it funny. That is what I'm happier than you sarcastic cross pattern
Do some people just need to lighten up and get a sense of humor? Too...
$3.99
Funny "What's Up Corgi Butt?" Cross Stitch Pattern
The perfect cross stitch design for corgi lovers! This listing is for one (1) downloadable...
$2.99